For the love of the faux phallus.

That's the motto we dildo aficionados live by and a good place to start – it's always best to warm up slowly so you can enjoy banging away – and that's how this site will be developing. Now, let's not forget the real reason we love dildos...because we luv feeling penetrated by a phallus! Female, she-male, "straight" male, gay male, lesbian, transgender, cross-dresser, sissy, twink, bitch, sub, slave, snow bunny, femme dom, Mistress, Master, Daddy, masochist,...whew...whatever your preference may be, cock is good to say the least. And for whatever reason, there's not always an in-the-flesh dick around when you need...uhem...want one. Thus, the thriving faux phallus industry. And thank goodness for that! 

Unlike VAGINAL PLAY, which has a huge head start on being understood, ANAL PLAY usually gets a bad rap because it's not even close to being understood by most and considered taboo by many. This site will be dedicated to the proper use and mind-blowing fun of the dildo lifestyle, especially where anal is concerned. "But why would I want to stick things up my ass?"...(sound effect of a vinyl record needle scratch)...Well, if you have to ask that question, this website may not really be for you. But let's answer that question anyway, in case you're still intrigued or have a partner that is and you want to understand their desires better. 

One of the ultimate forms of sexual expression is penetration – more concisely, the act of effing or being effed. For women, the jump to using a dildo can be a no-brainer, but for men, dildo use can be a whole new discovery of sexual gratification. Stereotypically the dominants in the act of coitus, men of all sexual preferences discover that being the receiver of anal penetration allows them to experience many more psychological feelings of enjoyment through submission or desired humiliation. The sex drive is a powerful force and allows many to overcome the initial taboos and physical challenges of anal play. Back to the ladies, their anal entrance is very close to their vagina, so again, the slight slip down to anal play could be an easy one. Whatever the reason that drives us to welcome that knock on our back doors, most who take the time to learn proper technique will find a world of sexual fulfillment on a whole new level. That's the quick cup of coffee answer from our point of view, but also one that's accurate. So, thanks for dropping by and reading. If we've peaked your interest enough to learn more, continue to enjoy this site, bookmark us and subscribe below to keep tabs on what develops.

–dildo luv 

Dildo luv will be an unofficial reference source about dildo practices for the novice and wannabe EXTREME user alike. But don't let the word "unofficial" mislead you – it's all real world sexperience that will be backing up our information with links to other reliable sources whenever possible. We'll have insider TIPS that will help you understand "What the heck's going on down there?" so you can hopefully enjoy many ah-ha! moments that lead to even better blissful ones. And definitely the occasional recommendation for what kind of "little friend" to acquire. All-in-all, time will tell what you will find out here, but we're definitely going for it – kind of like your next size increase! 

By the way, that enticing, highly detailed and girthy phallus (trust us) you see above is a very full 9-inch (insertable) platinum silicone "Hole 9 Yards" by HoleHogToys found on Etsy.com – a dildo luv Experience Level: LARGE dildo and a highly recommended manufacturer by dildo luv. Learn more about all the materials and levels within our drop down menu tabs at the top of the page: dildo luv Materials and dildo luv Levels / Time.

Occasionally, we print up some of our decals so you can show your luv for the faux phallus lifestyle. Our cute 2"x 4" dildo luv stickers (by stickermule.com) will cum in even more color combos in the future – maybe even your favorite sports team! We'll keep you posted on new developments.