For the love of the faux phallus.

Probably the first dildo luv fun zone that comes to mind when dildos are mentioned. Not unlike anal play when inserting small to large faux phalluses, training is required to increase in size. A vibrator is also often used on the clitoral area to enhance stimulation, unless the dildo doubles as a vibrator or designed as a double stimulator. Lube is always recommended with any dildo play, but vajayjays are natural juice factories! The individual will determine how much, if any, lube will be necessary. 

And if you think a vagina cannot take EXTREME dildo luv like the anus, you would be mistaken. As far as we know, the record for vaginal insertion at the time of this entry is 18.5 inches in circumference. That's a whopping 47cm around (the average newborn's head is 35cm) or 5.9 inches in diameter – damn near 6 inches wide! YEE-HAW! Sorry, fellas.

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The next and maybe most popular dildo luv fun zone - the booty hole. This entire site is fairly dedicated to this area, but lets review just a few of the highlights here:

Know that the anus, rectum and colon (intestines) are very durable and packed full of nerve endings that, when properly prepared and trained, will supply plenty of pleasurable sensations for mind-blowing sensory overload.

The anal dildo luv fun zone is enjoyed by both males and females alike. The perineum cradle area between the genitals and anus is also an unsung sexual hot zone, and when activated by the stimulations from anal play, can become a swollen vortex of incredible sexual stimuli. 

And last but not least, check out the DILDO MYTHS page above for the many misconceptions about anal play. 

A dildo luv fun zone, indeed! Dildos absolutely have a place in oral satisfaction. We understand that sucking on a piece of rubber, in and of itself, is not very exciting. It's what it simulates and trains you for that makes this a practice worth the effort. Fellatio/deep-throating and dildo gag play (as an option to a ball gag) are probably the two best reasons for learning oral tricks with a faux phallus. And as you'll learn in the dildo luv TIPS section, you can also create gobs of needed saliva lube when necessary. 

There are a few things to know before trying oral dildo luv. Foremost, the size of dildo to use. Anything larger than a 1.5 to 1.8 inch diameter dildo is not recommended as you could damage the larynx when the head of the dildo pops through into the depths of your esophagus. The size fluctuation comes in the firmness or softness of the dildo material. An unforgiving firm dildo would be safest at a max of 1.5 inches thick, where a more pliable silicone dildo max of 1.8 inches thick could also give your throat a more stuffed sensation. Of course, every individual will have to learn their own tolerances. If you work up to dildos with those girths, chances are you'll have any real cock covered. An actual in-the-flesh cock head with even 2 inches of erection thickness is nicely forgiving and pliable when being shoved down the gullet. 

Another consideration would be to expect to tolerate a bit of rubber taste unless you get a high-quality medical grade platinum-cured silicone dildo, which has practically no taste at all, the most similar to real flesh.

Next, expect to gag A LOT when learning how to depth train with dildos. But know that the gag reflex can be trained through so you can better control the natural urge to regurgitate that invading phallus. Oh, yeah – your eyes will also water greatly. "Giving head", at least good head, is not a pretty thing to perform, but the purpose of good oral servicing is not to win any beauty contest. On the other hand, beauty is also in the eye of the beholder, or shall we say, in the eye of the receiver.

Lastly, this is a skill that can be learned fairly quickly, depending on how fast you can master your own gag reflex. Happy sword swallowing! 

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