For the love of the faux phallus.

This is the level where most real-life size dildos fit. (For the sake of these dildo luv levels, the illustration is scaled to the average size male anatomy. Training times are based on normal sexual activity schedules – anywhere from three times a week to once per day.) The selection of butt plugs and beginner dildos in this retail category are vast. And since the sizes are more natural, the time required to learn to enjoy them is not very long. The anal sphincter muscle rings will not be stretched very wide. Seldom will the depth of the rectum be surpassed (don't forget to douche beforehand), and if it is, it will usually be accidental and not radical. Pressure against the male P-spot (prostate) and bladder is minimal with straight insertion, but can be increased with curves and angles or with vibrating dildos. Plenty of pleasure can be had at this level, easily causing the natural clear lubrication from the Cowper's glands to flow and even orgasm can be attained, depending on the sensitivity of an individual. Most of the anal and vaginal dildo users at this level will be satisfied with these normal-sized penetrators and will not graduate to anything larger.

There will be AVERAGE dildo users that become smitten by the dildo luv bug and yearn for "bigger." This level is not for wimps, requiring patience and more time to advance properly in order to reap the full rewards of faux phallic enjoyment, especially with anal play. The anal sphincter rings will be more stretched and take more time to loosen. These people will often become intestinal dildo users by learning how to maneuver past "the wall" of the rectum and breach the entrance into the sigmoid colon, thereby straightening the rectum and intestine as penetration deepens (don't worry, it returns to its normal position). There will be greater pressure on the male P-spot (prostate) and the bladder due to these dildo girths and lengths. Spurts of urination and the production of seminal globules are not uncommon during these sessions and the perineum area between the balls and the anus will swell as it comes alive with orgasmic-like sensations. After all is said but hardly done, these dildo users will easily be capable of taking ANY real-life cock. Dildo users on the larger end of this spectrum, now aficionados who have experienced dildo bliss, will more than likely challenge larger sizes and graduate to EXTREME users. 

"Ripping yourself a new one" is a fair expression to use when learning to play with dildos of this massive scale. Even a very LARGE level user must proceed with care when training the body to open up for one of these ass missiles. The age at which you begin EXTREME anal play will be a determining factor as to how long it takes you to advance. Younger users with greater skin tissue elasticity will likely take less time to increase their EXTREME dildo acceptance than older users. At this level of skill, you'll know when your anus or vagina are ready for an official consummation with a mammoth phallus. For anal, after douching yourself thoroughly; a 15 to 20 minute pre-stretching of the anus with a huge butt plug; inserting a long LARGE level dong to open the sigmoid colon; and ending with hard finger-pull stretches of said anus are common ways to get warmed-up and loose. Then it's GO TIME! The internal sensations from the ass reaming, organ squishing and gut bulging havoc that these dildos will wreak are like no other! Make sure you're on a cleanable surface as drool, urine and cum will flow freely while your eyes roll back in your head from EXTREME dildo nirvana. Gapes will be cavern-like and there will be anal rose budding prolapses galore. These merciless dildos will either need to be carefully pushed against, lowered onto or gently crammed into your body by a partner in order to achieve full insertion. This will not be a quick trick to do at first, and may take even more training to work the girth through the sigmoid colon, but the rewarding sexual stimuli will be mind-blowing! These EXTREME masters are dildo aficionados obsessed with impaling their bodies and proudly permanently transforming their a-hole into an ass-pussy or mangina for masochistic pleasure. Extraordinary faux phallus fetishist bitches, all.