For the love of the faux phallus.

FALSE – The pain simply means you don't know what you're doing yet and you haven't properly warmed-up your anal ring muscles. The anal sphincter consists of three main muscle bands, and like any other muscles on your body, must be warmed-up so they can easily loosen and stretch open. Then the real fun begins! We tell you much more about this under the drop-down menu PROGRESSIONS OF DILDO LUV > dildo luv Sizes / Q&A. 

FALSE – Philosophical implications aside, our body's anus is indeed perfectly designed for the expulsion of waste. But you're also literally saying that things cannot go the other direction and that's absolutely not true. After a proper douche cleaning and slow stretching warm-up, things can definitely go IN, not just OUT.

FALSE – as a blanket statement. True in many instances, but still not a bad thing. Furthermore, many dominant females enjoy using dildos on their male – as well as female – sub partners. This dildo "strap-on" practice is known as PEGGING. Also, men who have issues with ED (erectile disfunction) have discovered sexual benefits from anal penetration and stimulation of the prostate and perineum through the use of dildos. Otherwise, technically speaking, guys who use dildos may just be submissive or bisexual, not homosexual. Maybe that's you.

FALSE – when used properly. The anus is VERY durable and stretchable beyond what you think it may be physically capable.

However,  if you just stupidly try to insert something WAY too big (good luck) to begin with or you have pre-existing medical conditions like hemorrhoids, rectal or colon issues, then temporary damage of some sort could be possible.

NOTE: Always check with a physician if you have any of the aforementioned medical conditions before practicing dildo use. Dildo luv should always be fun, not traumatizing.

FALSE – Generally speaking, dildo use will not affect the natural ability of your anus to involuntarily constrict itself once a dildo has been withdrawn. Even with frequent, long-term use of extra large dildo sizes, any "gape" will close momentarily. The very durable bands of anal sphincter muscles will effectively tend to this task and is why SLOW warm-up at the start is such an important step, allowing you entrance past the gates to the pleasures of dildo luv. As long as muscles are healthy and intact, they keep doing their jobs.

However, EXTREME (large and frequent) dildo use can and usually will permanently stretch your skin around and of the anus, thus changing the appearance of your anus when at rest (yet still does not affect its ability to close). Technically known as deformation of the anus, but commonly referred to as "making a pussy", it's not unlike stretch marks after childbirth. Such anal play aesthetics are expected at this level. Dildo masters consider this physical change a mark of success and accomplishment as it takes a lot of effort, patience and time to achieve such massive degrees of physical penetration. Exactly when to stop using EXTREME dildos will be a lifestyle choice that elite dildo masters will eventually have to make as they reach their Golden Years.

FALSE – Completely. The saying "(they) walk like (they) got a corncob stuck up (their) ass" is just that, a saying that can imply all kinds of things. If you walk funny after using a dildo, you walked funny before. Dildo luv will have no affect on the way you strut your stuff. In fact, you would never know who or when people are walking around in society with butt plugs inserted inside themselves. It happens all the time as a form of anal play or training.